'Hardly worth the candle,' said the Doctor. 'When one's come all this way, one expects something with a bit more. .. well, with a bit more chutzpah. It might as well be Eastbourne.'
'Eastbourne?' asked Romana.
'Settlement on planet Earth,' said K9. 'Famed for its fish suppers.'
The Doctor shushed them both. 'Never mind Eastbourne.'